2014

• February 7th - The Long Feast began in Echo Harbor. It was recommended that slow pedestrians avoid Echo Harbor for several days.
• February 14th - The Snow Moon, the first full moon of February, also known as the Famine Moon. Deer eat each other this day.
• August 6th - The 2014 annual Running of the Centaurpedes, which is held in the village of El Mango on the edge of the Glass Wastes occurred on this day. Young men test their mettle by trying to outrace the deadly clacking tide. Even a small centaurpede can deliver a powerful bite that causes swelling, burning, tingling, heart arrhythmia and eventual allergy to sun.
• September 8th - The Hidden Almanac Station switched to an all country-western format.
• September 17th - The Hidden Almanac Station converted to a political talk-radio format.
• October 8th - The night of the Hunter's Moon.
• October 10th - An anonymous third party purchased the radio station for one million dollars, returning it to its original format.
• October 13th - A flock of crows descended and perched in the trees of the Hidden Almanac Test Garden, calling back and forth.
• October 15th - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows increased in number to twenty-seven.
• October 17th - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows watched Reverend Mord and the interns pant tulip bulbs.
• October 17th - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows started to speak, saying “It is coming” and “Cheetos!”
• October 24th - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows increased their demands for Cheetos.
• October 27th - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows began throwing dice on the roof, gambling for Cheetos.
• October 29th - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows gathered together and began chanting a single name.
• October 31st - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows chanted the unspeakable name over and over in chorus. They even abandoned the Cheetos. Reverend Mord began to fear for the safety of the garden.
• October 31st - In the Hidden Almanac Test Garden the crows successfully brought Corvus-Wrax through a portal from the highest avian hell on Halloween night. Keith, the copyeditor, sacrificed his life to drive the demon back into the dimension from which it came.