The Hidden Almanac for
Friday October 10th, 2014
Episode 169
Previous episode: 2014-10-08
Next episode: 2014-10-13


Today we celebrate a miracle! It is the Feast of Survivor’s Joy, and make sure you check out our sponsors!

Be safe, and have an awesome day!

P.S. Mord will return on Monday, after some bed rest.


Welcome to the Hidden Almanac, I’m Reverend Mord.

Today is October 10th, 2014.

I’ve…I’ve been informed that the station has been bought by a third party for one million dollars and returned to its original format. It’s…it’s a miracle!

Drom! Drom, did you do this?

PD: Hey, I’m not the assistant adjunct professor of miracles for nothing.

RM: But…wait, you convinced someone to buy the station for a million dollars? I don’t think it’s worth a million dollars. It’s not that I’m not grateful, but isn’t that an unethical use of a miracle?

PD: …ah. Well. Heh. I wouldn’t worry about it.

RM: You could get in big trouble with the Ethics Committee for this, Drom.

PD: It’s not going to be a problem. Incidentally, you owe me a million dollars.

RM: ….

RM: You bought the station.

PD: I believe the new owner wishes to remain anonymous.

RM:This wasn’t a miracle at all, was it?

PD: Look, the thingies were just not wogitating! I did my best! I’ve never seen such stubborn thingies! This was the fallback plan!

RM:Where did you even GET a million dollars, Drom?!

PD: I write erotic self-help books on the side.

RM: (Mord sputters) I—whuh—ah…you…

PD: Today is the Feast Day of Survivor’s Joy, celebrating the fact that we all got through the Hunter’s Moon. At least, those of us who are alive to celebrate it. Be kind to your mandrake root, people!

PD: The Hidden Almanac was brought to you by me! Keep an eye out for my latest book, “How to Win Friends and Make Passionate Love to Agreeable Strangers” coming soon from Scarlet Wombat Books.

PD: That’s the Hidden Almanac for October 10th, 2014. Be safe, and have an awesome day!

RM: (Mord continues sputtering)

PD: You still owe me a million bucks, Mord. Might wanna get working on that.


Out of Character

The Hidden Almanac is a production of Dark Canvas Media, and is written by Ursula Vernon. Our exit music is Red in Black and our into music is Moon Valley, both by Kosta T. You can hear more music from Kosta T at the Free Music Archive. The Hidden Almanac is copyright 2013-2014, Ursula Vernon.

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