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The Hidden Almanac for
Friday February 20th, 2015
Episode 226
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Previous episode: 2015-02-18
Next episode: 2015-02-23

SummaryEdit

Today is the day that the Abbot of the Abbey of the Mountain Kingdom was appointed, with much political upheaval. It is the Feast Day of St. John of Ladolf, and in the garden, there is Pastor Drom.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

TranscriptionEdit

Welcome to the Hidden Almanac, I’m Reverend Mord.

Today is February 20th, 2015.

It was on this day in 1393 that political forces battling over appointment of the head abbot of the Abbey of the Mountain Kingdom turned to bloodshed. The Abbey was rich and powerful and the head abbot’s political leanings would influence the flow of commerce in the region for decades. The king favored one candidate, the Pope another. The final decision lay in the hands of the local vicar John of Ladolf, who confirmed the papal candidate, against the wishes of the king.

John was promptly murdered on the king’s orders, and his body thrown into the river. He was named a martyr, but as the abbot had been legally confirmed, the king had no legal recourse. Murdering the abbot would have earned the disfavor of the abbey and lost the Mountain Kingdom a great deal of money, and so the decision stood. Fall-out from this political upheaval was wide-reaching and eventually led, in a roundabout fashion, to several assassinations, the reign of the Librarian Prince, and the invention of grape-flavored licorice.

It is the Feast Day of …oh, lord.

PD: Hi, everybody! I’m Pastor Drom!

RM: What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be keeping the protesters from stepping on things?

PD: I need to borrow your crow.

RM: What? George? No! You can’t borrow him. He’s very sensitive. And he lives here.

PD: I’ll give him back…

RM: Absolutely not! And what do you want with George anyway?

PD: I need a feather. One ought to do it.

RM: Drom, are you doing black magic? That’s strictly forbidden for miracle workers. You’ll get written up.

PD: If by ‘black magic’ you mean sending the feather in for DNA testing to try and determine George’s exact species, then…maybe.

RM: I’m not sure that’s a good idea…

PD: Where’s my million dollars, Mord?!

RM: …fine. But be gentle. He’s a sensitive crow.

PD: Who’s a good crow? Are you a good crow? I bet you’re the bestest crow ever…

RM: (SIGH)

The Hidden Almanac is brought to you by Red Wombat Torque Company, purveyors of fine and forceful teas. Red Wombat --- “We Dig Torque.”

Also brought to you by Pastor Drom’s latest self-help abomination,(PD: Woo!) which is available with all the others in a boxed set that is an affront of eyes of all who see it. Scarlet Wombat Publishing is proud to offer this fine set to help you feel better about your place in a bleak and uncaring cosmos.(PD: Yay!)

That’s the Hidden Almanac for February 20th, 2015. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.

PD: Such a good crow! Yes you are!

OutroEdit

Out of Character

The Hidden Almanac is a production of Dark Canvas Media, written by Ursula Vernon and performed and produced by Kevin Sonney. Our theme music is Moon Valley and our exit music is Red in Black, both by Kosta T. You can hear more from Kosta T at the Free Music Archive. All other content is copyright 2013 through 2015, Ursula Vernon.

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