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Wednesday September 30th, 2015
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Today Pastor Drom checks in with a new plan to avoid her eventual martyrdom. In the garden, Fall is arriving.
Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Welcome to the Hidden Almanac, I’m Reverend Mord.
Today is September 30th, 2015.
PD: Hi everybody! I’m Pastor Drom!
RM: Unlikely, as this was published twenty-six years after the assassination of the Librarian Prince.
PD: Aww, don’t think of it as assassination. Think of it as his library card being fatally revoked.
RM: They made that joke at the time, too, Drom.
PD: I’d be surprised if they didn’t. Anyway, why aren’t you reading? My future killers could be in there!
RM: I have been busy. There is a great deal to do in the garden in fall.
PD: Don’t you have interns for that? I could swear we spent a lot of time in an accursed pit getting you back those interns.
PD: And hey, whatever happened to that one intern with the wasps and the Hive Undying and all that?
RM: She moved to Echo Harbor to be closer to her hive.
PD: Well, it’s hard to juggle eldritch horror and family these days. Anyway, I’m thinking of turning the radio station into a bunker.
PD: A bunker. You know, with the walls and the guns and the canned food. Which I will live in. Until you’ve sorted this whole martyrdom thing.
PD: It’s the most defensible location that I own, and best of all, we’ll be roommates!
RM: …on second thought, I believe the interns will be able to handle the fall gardening tasks. It is time for Intern Steve to assume more responsibility.
PD: I knew you'd say that.
Unfortunately, we have received another note from his advocate telling us that George is living under unnatural conditions, and requesting that we rig speakers in the trees to speak the name of Corvus-Wrax so that he feels more comfortable.
PD: Like hell you will! It’ll work and I’ll get martyred!
RM: Indeed. Also, it might set back George’s emotional recovery.
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That’s the Hidden Almanac for September 30th, 2015. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
PD: The moving truck will be here tomorrow.
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The Hidden Almanac is a production of Dark Canvas Media, written by Ursula Vernon and performed and produced by Kevin Sonney. Our theme music is Moon Valley and our exit music is Red in Black, both by Kosta T. You can hear more from Kosta T at the Free Music Archive. All other content is copyright 2013 through 2015, Ursula Vernon.