Crumb is a "foraging" expert who advises city dwellers. His birthday is December 30th. He published many books on the topic, including “Chickweed Salad and You,” “Ten Edible Urban Weeds,” and “How to Cook a Sewer Rat.” He has been arrested twice:
May 2nd, 1997: For “foraging” in the garden of Miss Henrietta Keeler. Miss Keeler reported going into the garden to cut flowers and found Crumb on his hands and knees. He attempted to flee, but Miss Keeler got him from behind with a thrown flowerpot.
He claimed to be harvesting chickweed for salads and attempted to sue Keeler for his resulting head injuries. She was able to show that he had, in fact, been digging up several hundred dollars worth of bulbs and claimed that she had brained him in self-defense. The jury found in her favor and Crumb was forced to forage for bail money.
December 29th, unknown year: For foraging within the Royal Botanical Gardens. This would not be of significant note except that he pulled up several extremely rare water-lilies, with the intent of eating their roots. The lilies known as “Nymph’s Nipples” have flowers the size of a quarter and grow in one muddy pond in the Mountain Kingdom. Crumb reduced the captive population by nearly a third and still receives hate mail from gardeners to this day.