Born: February 3rd, year unknown
He is credited with the invention of the grilled cheese sandwich. His cheesy magnum opus took seven years to perfect, until one night, in his buried laboratory, it occurred to him to butter the bread before applying cheese. Unfortunately for Lord Hogshead, his victory was short lived, as he suffered a fatal heart attack brought on by the excitement. His wife was able to recreate the invention from his notes and went on to great fortune.