The recently elected District Court Judge. He ran against Bob, because everyone else was too afraid and chickens eat maggots.
- The chicken was a bit under the weather for a few weeks, following a shipment of moldy grain, but it is much better now. Any justice dispensed during that period should be returned to the courthouse for examination by the authorities. (Episode 527)
- Cluck. Cluck-cluck. Cluck. (Episode 562)