December 9th is the Feast Day of Saint Olio, patron of mustaches. Images of Saint Olio are imprinted on the handles of razors to keep them sharp, and icons of Saint Olio are worshipped by teenage boys seeking to grow non-humiliating facial hair. He is represented as a man with an enormous mustache, flanked by capybaras, or as a capybara with a mustache, carrying a straight razor.

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