July 16th is the Feast Day of Saint Vaughn, patron of small luxuries. High thread count sheets, tiny scented soaps, and elaborate programmable shower heads are all the domain of Saint Vaughn. He is portrayed as a giant panda in purple robes holding a martini with a bamboo stem garnish. Saint Vaughn is frequently invoked in moderately priced hotels with a small icon above the room service button. In very high end hotels, a priest of Saint Vaughn will be on staff to pray for luxury.