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  • The SPCC reminds you that the cucumber is beautiful just as Nature made it, and doesn't require brutal slicing, brining, or quartering to improve it. Cucumbers: Perfect Just The Way They Are. (Episode 20)
  • now screening the documentary “ABCs — A Baseless Cruelty by the American Barrel Association.” This shocking look beneath the surface of competitive pickle breeding is required viewing for anyone who loves their vegetables. (Episode 23)
  • Remember, cucumber sprouts are small and adorable, but they rapidly become a very large vine that requires daily attention. Think before you plant, and spay or neuter your vegetables! (Episode 94)
  • It is the height of the pickling season. Thousands of innocent cucumbers are being chopped and slapped in brine. Just say no to cucumber docking. A cucumber is perfect just the way it is.(Episode 146)
  • The cucumbers have faded for another year, but many are being heartlessly kept alive in pickle jars. Respect the right of cucumbers to a death with dignity. Stand up to the pickle lobby. (Episode 174)
  • Remember, the shelters are full of unloved fruit! Adopt, don’t crop! (Episode 288)
  • The SPCC reminds you that the cucumber is beautiful just as Nature made it, and doesn’t require brutal slicing, brining, or quartering to improve it. Cucumbers: Perfect Just The Way They Are. (Episode 294)
  • It’s that time of year again. Remember, a cucumber is beautiful just the way it is. (Episode 402)
  • Just say no to pickling this summer! (Episode 422)
  • Watch our hard-hitting documentary on the horrors of pickling, “Brine Wars” and see the truth for yourself! (Episode 440)
  • Praise the Fathers, who have banned the terrible savagery of pickles. (Episode 457)
  • As you peruse the seed catalogs this winter, remember that cucumbers are perfect the way that nature made them. Do not fall prey to the temptation of pickling cucumbers and other such travesties! (Episode 517)
  • As cucumbers are being planted this year, remember that cukes are beautiful just the way they are. (Episode 558)

Notes[]

It is also called Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Cucumbers.

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